(START)Dear Michelle, (PARAGRAPH) I wish you would stop giving strangers my number, I really don't like seeing unrecognizable area codes on my phone and immediately regreting answering upon realizing that we have nothing in common. (PARAGRAPH) I also would appreciate it if you stopped eating so much mac and cheese, you are making me fat. And speaking of fat, it looks like your love handles are turning into love leavers, maybe you could work out on that fresh ass total body gym in dustins room, I heard it looks silly but actually works. (PARAGRAPH) And finally, Michelle, I wish you would love me a little bit more. I feel like you hate me sometimes, and I don't like it. I miss when you used to pamper me, now you act like you dun giva whoot... Please let me know when you want to start caring about me again. (PARAGRAPH) PS you should smile more I love you, Yourself (END) |
