Fen2u
Well I can do the slush approach here or the mega intellectual approach but just easier to pop a few funny sayings in here a...more
Well I can do the slush approach here or the mega intellectual approach but just easier to pop a few funny sayings in here and I may even change them weekly who knows. Here goes: @I am the person your mother warned you about. I am not as dumb as you look. @A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it. @The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. Don't drown the man who taught you to swim. @A friend will help you move house - a real friend will help you move a body. @Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one. @A womans mind is cleaner than a mans. Thats because she changes it more often. @Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles @Men who dont understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. @The mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work unless its open.
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xxMUSICMANxx
Sep 14, 2011 - 01:52:33 PM
gary bro pls read this tyhey gary bro how r u? pls i need your email bro its an immergency give it to me as soon as u can ty bro
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xxMUSICMANxx
Sep 08, 2011 - 05:47:56 AMhey gary bro how r u? can u give me your email pls? thanks bro tc
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Veritas1
Jun 16, 2009 - 07:26:25 PM
you are NOT a Jalepeno on a Stickum your name is NOT Jeff fa fa Dun ham. com so you cannot say "silence I kill you". You, Sir busta brit say things like...."a spot of tea please....and are the crumpets ready ol bean? Let us stay within the realm of reality and I will continue to remind you who you really are. Oh by the way DO not eat the cat. best regards from kentucky
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