A Muslim has Muhammad, A Christian has Jesus the Jews have Moses, but nome of these have got shit on Jasmyn. Had jasmyn been born in the 7th century, she would have been a prophet enslaving studs to tender to her every whim, she would have flown to the moon not on a donkey but on a Star trek type spaceship that travels at the speed of light had she of landed on The moon it would be green and fertile and solar powered to provide the earth with energy. The water would have been vodka not wine, and the red sea would have been frozen to skate on, not parted. And Pot would be legal. |
