About Me: as you can see from my picture im a direct decendant of quasi modo and im sure if you saw me you would say that face rings a bell........im in t
he entertainment industry... im the guy who went to see the movie the elephant man and the cinema manager asked me to remain behind after the movie to sign autographs!!! anyway i live in glasgow scotland and im available to appear at a comedy night club near you......well thats if you live in usa or canada preferably aint you the guys with the sun..huge steaks and fat wallets? i trust in miss fate ......i wait for miss luck and was once married to there sister ....mistake..... when i was young i believed in the tooth fairy ....then as i got older i began to wonder if i tried the same thing with something else under my pillow would the sex fairy arrive ?? im a happy go lucky person and well you could say im as happy as a ham sandwitch at a jewish wedding as i just get left alone too.....dammit alone again am i? whats the world coming too when im sitting here writ
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