About Me: I Got it from my MOMMA 1. My MOMMA taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning the damn house.' 2. My MOMMA taught me RELIGION. 'You better pray that Sh*t will come out of my new carpet.' 3. My MOMMA taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 'If you don't straighten the Fu*k up, I'm going to knock your %#&@$! into the middle of next week!' 4. My MOMMA taught me LOGIC. 'Did you just ask me why? Because I said the Fu*k so, that's why.' 5. My MOMMA taught me MORE LOGIC. 'If you fall and break your damn neck, you're still getting up and going to church with me.' 6. My MOMMA taught me about ANTICIPATION. 'Ooh, I'm gonna tear that %#&@$! up, just wait until we get home.' 7. My MOMMA taught me IRONY. ' You keep crying, and I'll give your bad %#&@$! something to really cry about.' 8. My MOMMA taught me about MEN : Cheating.MAFUKAHS, 'You LAY With DOGS, You Get UP WITH FLEAS!' 9. My MOMMA taught me about JUSTICE.: OH YEAH
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