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edtheduck_2

About Me: Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant
for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanise, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my t esticles. There really is nothing like a shorn s crotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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Lady Em

Feb 23, 2009 - 09:33:41 AM

What have you learnt???

skintagain

May 01, 2007 - 06:14:33 AM

montevideo tut

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