kate and mark

* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. * If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ug...more

* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. * If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor. * Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. * Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way. * Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. * Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... * Every morning is the dawn of a new error. * When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. * I married 'Miss Right'. Unfortunately, I didn't know that her first name was 'Always'. * Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. * I am planning to be more spontaneous in the future. * Before you borrow money from a friend, decide which you need more. * They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump * There is an exception to every rule, except this one. * The wise never marry, and when they marry they become o