rickjcfl_1
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I write award-winning operas. I can cook Thirty-Minute Br...more
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I write award-winning operas. I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I don't perspire. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
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Nickname created: May 20, 2006.
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