scorpio_2_envy

I'll admit that joining this site was an idea floated to me by a friend of mine. Apparently now is as good a time as any, be...more

I'll admit that joining this site was an idea floated to me by a friend of mine. Apparently now is as good a time as any, because according to him 'old cranky' guys don't meet women'. I'm not here to do that. I'm just here to make some new acquaintances before I head west, so that my transition into the western suburbs won't be so alarming. What happens after that, only time will tell. I have to confess that I find the concept of 'selling' myself an awkward sensation. It seems that regardless of how I describe myself it will be laced with some subjective bias or would be a carbon copy of the profiles above and below me. I have therefore decided to approach this in a different way, and note some points about me that aren't particularly flattering. They may even give some insight into the type of person I am. * I once slept out for Star Wars tickets, only to wake up in the morning to discover I was the only person who did * I'm proficient in dancing the following styles: the robot, the sprinkler, the sho