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  • sortilegio_1
    About Me: My nice easy time in the womb came to an end with a series of contractions, bright lights, a smack on the bum and a loud scream. Now that I'm he
    re, I'm trying to make the best of things, so I smile a lot, laugh a lot, and occasionally bang my head against a brick wall, while generally trying to have a good time while reducing my carbon footprint. Don't expect me to take you seriously - do you really think you're 'worth it'? Favourite sayings? Well, try these: 1. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes; that way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 2. Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any. 3. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
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