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  • true_2_heart
    About Me: Just a regular girl in the lifestyle........nothing special,, jUST me... ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ A FEW FUNNIES ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~
    MAN: Where have you been all my life? WOMEN: Hiding from you. MAN: Haven't I seen you someplace before? WOMEN: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. MAN: Is this seat empty? WOMEN: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. MAN: Your place or mine? WOMEN: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. MAN: So, what do you do for a living? WOMEN: I'm a female impersonator. MAN: Hey baby, what's your sign? WOMEN: Do NOT Enter. MAN: How do you like your eggs in the morning? WOMEN: Unfertilized. MAN: Your body is like a temple. WOMEN: Sorry, there are no services today MAN: I would go to the end of the world for you. WOMEN: But would you stay there? MAN: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. WOMEN If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. ~ smile life Is To Short ~
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